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7.
Facebook idiot. A person who hasn't yet migrated to Google+.
Finally made the move over to G+, eh Zucker? I bet you thought Compact Discs were a flash in the pan too.
by b9anders July 15, 2011
 
1.
Synonymous with fucker because Jeff Zucker at NBC is the dumbest motherfucker in television.
That dumb motherzucker tried to bump Conan's Tonight Show to 12:05. What the Zuck?
by Randrage January 14, 2010
 
2.
a really dumb fuckin move. Like somene shit themselves.
Gay ass 1: what the fuck he do man?

Gay ass 2: no man he just did a Zucker.
by Mattmanjr November 07, 2007
 
3.
Someone hoodwinked by media hype into losing money on an obviously bad investment.
Goldman Sachs laughed all the way to the bank after raking in millions from the zuckers that bought the Facebook IPO. Wait, they OWN the bank.
by taiganaut August 02, 2012
 
4.
For a person or persons of authority to take away something which was rightfully earned by another party. From Jeff Zucker of NBC concerning late night television.
I've worked here long enough to earn vacation time, but my boss just zuckered it away from me.
by thesilverfox06 January 18, 2010
 
5.
A person who uses Facebook too often
Steve, who has hidden browser tabs open to Facebook all of the time during work, is a real Zucker.

Factoid: Zucker, as a noun, can be modified in many ways:
"motherZucker": the mother of all Zuckers;

"Zuckerdoodle": a dog with its own Facebook page;

"Zuckface": a person who uploads umpteen selfies per day and/or changes their Facebook profile photo every day/hour/minute/second.
by AMPhotoMan December 12, 2013
 
6.
Someone who thinks they have privacy on facebook.
A friend of mine posted a facebook status about his boss, and now he's lost his job. What a zucker.
by wackojacko1138 June 14, 2010