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v. tr. To destroy or render unusuable, esp with electrical current of improper or fatal voltage or current.
I accidentally zorched a 6v scanner by plugging it into a 24v power supply.
by Ytse December 20, 2005
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the action of sucking the farts out of one's ass
That bitch loves to zorch the members of the football team.
by kyet king July 26, 2006
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A verb: To mess something up to the point of unusability, or even to destroy it.
I hadn't saved my file, and my computer crash totally zorched the term paper that I was writing.
by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003
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To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.
"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."
by cobrien September 19, 2008
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Electrical energy used as a teleporter for flemoids back to their own dimension. (from the DooM total converion Chex Quest)
Dameon sure zorched the hell out of that Flemoid! It only took 200 zorch charges!
by atariangamer July 10, 2008
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The art of sucking a fart out of someones ass
"Oh Deric i fancy a bit of zorching tonight" " shal i zorch you or you zorch me?"
by running out of names here February 07, 2007
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one who sucks out farts
that guys sucking a fart of that person's ass, he's such a zorch
by Bob November 25, 2003
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