Zoombie

Person who becomes the living dead by spending all day on video conferences, especially on Zoom

I spent all day online, and now I've turned into a Zoombie

Zoombie by Joan in Baltimore March 28, 2020

zoombie

(noun) : a type of fictional zombie; an undead person who possesses greater than average mobility compared to other, more traditional undead creatures; a zombie who runs and moves at a normal (or greater than normal) human speed. {best exemplified in the recent films Dawn of the Dead (2004) & 28 Days Later; from “zoom” + “zombie”}

"Dang, those zombies are fast."
"Those aren't zombies, man. Those are zoombies."

zoombie by Adam Hunt May 11, 2006

ZOOmbie

Noun:

People who overuse Zoom online meeting service .

This is particularly relevant in the current environment when most of the employees are working from home and use Zoom application for their meetings.

I am feeling like a Zoombie after 10 online meetings today.

ZOOmbie by A-S-A-D April 6, 2020

Zoombies

A nontraditional zombie. Differs to the slow, shambling type to be fast. Zoombies climb, run, jump, and aren't limited like average zombies are. Usually zoombies are faster than humans so are more dangerous.

Dave: There's a ton of zombies outside my house.

Me: Zombies or zoombies?

Dave: Zoombies.

Me: You're fucked.

Zoombies by Jspace10 February 14, 2009

Zoombie

In this day of remote work and isolation (COVID-19), a Zoombie is anyone whose gray matter has been deteriorated by interminable Zoom meetings. They are hard to see on the streets because this variety of living dead hides in their houses behind locked doors... just waiting for the next Zoom meeting invite.

Our office meetings these days are full of Zoombies. Everyone form work has that unshowered, bed head look with vacant stares... they've been reanimated as Zoombies.

Zoombie by JSS@MCC April 24, 2020

Carbon Zoombie 

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.

Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.

Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.

Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.

Carbon Zoombie by BDB inc November 2, 2009

Zoombie

Someone who spends most of their waking hours on Zoom: meetings with bosses, colleagues, subordinates, friends, children and parents, church members, and third parties.

Since the lockdowns, mental hospitals worldwide have raised the alarm to the authorities that hundreds of zoombies came in with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their demonic torments.

Zoombie by MathPlus April 1, 2021