Goonicorn 

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.

DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.

Goonicorn by Mavia February 5, 2017

Goonicorn 

Having excessive consumption of goon or 'cask wine' for you fancy folk, on a regular basis, makes you a Goonicorn.

The diet of the infamous goonicorn legend makes it hunted for it's shimmering coat of duck fur and oil.

Goonicorn by Richo2d3 November 14, 2011

Poonicorn 

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

Poonicorn by King Benny February 25, 2009

Goonicorn 

A one of a kind Unicorn that travels through the expanses of space honking at systems before moving on to the next one, The whole purpose of the Honk is to find a partner to mate with. Little does the Goonicorn know that he is the only one, so he is destined to travel the whole universe alone. This whole journey is broadcast live on the internet for us all to see

Is it a goose unicorn or a unicorn goose? Neither its the Goonicorn

Goonicorn by Khuby February 5, 2017

Zunicorn 

When a zebra fucks a unicorn

guy 1: Dude, did you see that unicorn get laid by a zebra?
guy 2: Yea! it gave birth to a zunicorn!!!
guy 3: RADTASTIC DUDE!!!

Zunicorn by Priskilla December 2, 2007

Zombicorns 

A zombie apocalypse novella written by award winning author John Green, published under a creative commons license.

Zombicorns: because corn will eventually turn all of us into Zombies.

Zombicorns by Nerdfightaria October 29, 2011

Zunicorn 

When a zebra fucks a unicorn

nick: did you see that zunicorn?
Sergio: yea!!! fkn radtastic dude

Zunicorn by Priskilla November 30, 2007