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being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed
Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!
zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008
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zookeepers delight 

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo
i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

zookasturbate 

A more elaborate word to describe a situation where one is "exasperated", "fed up", "sick of it"

Usually involves animals.
Mr Cain was becoming very zookasturbated as the class began their usual ruckus
zookasturbate by Pippotomous October 26, 2020
When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.
When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.
Zooked by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

Zoozi Zak Zooka 

A silly kind hearted girl who can kill you by her daily scares. Many torture methods used by her are: tie hitting, sneaking up on someone and stepping on feet. She is an irresponsible student, who usually doesn't do much in class. One you would call and idiot but she is a sweet friend.
Oh look they are such Zoozi Zak Zookas.

zookh zookh 

Zookh Zookh is word frequently used when something bad happens to you.
Chair: *breaks*
Nick: Oh shit, I just got zookh zookhed
zookh zookh by Zooked May 13, 2019