Zoovier 

Def. 1:) Slang term for a 'wild one' or a very independent person

Def. 2:) someone that keeps it one hunna all the time

Guy 1: Aye, man, ain't Isaiah a crazy-ass dude?

Guy 2: Yeah, dawg, he's a real Zoovier

Zoovier by MagicalMike187 August 22, 2016

zooker 

Someone who always does fucked shit and always gets fucked up at social events. In other words, they're fucked

"Matt, settle down you zooker!"
"If you're not down here in 5 minuets im gonna zook you!"

zooker by thunderslap_69 October 20, 2018

zooker 

Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.

As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."

zooker by jenbro March 9, 2009

zookie

verb:
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.

noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.

When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.

zookie by AP Sawyer February 5, 2007

zooier 

To be more zoo like. To contain a greater level of zoo-ness.

This zoo is pretty weak, it needs something. It needs to be more zooier.

zooier by bk_munchies February 4, 2012

zookie

to insert one or more fingers into another's bunghole

Justin's girlfriend just shoved her hand up my butt. Son, you just got zookied!

zookie by JCakes12 February 27, 2008

Zookie zoo 

A zookie zoo is a bae

Him: zooks I’m mad

Her: zookie zoo

whyy youu mad for

Zookie zoo by Msanime lover June 20, 2022