Zeeky-Zookied 

A term coined by Drankland, used when you are describing your state of consciousness after intense drug intake, more so after smoking copious amounts of marijuana.

Jacob: Yo bro how you feelin right now.
Jordan: Bro I am so zeeky-zookied right now bra oh my god

Zeeky-Zookied by Drankland April 23, 2022

zooked 

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008

Zooked 

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

Zooked by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

Zooked 

crazy

Donald trump is zooked

Zooked by Jahmali May 29, 2019

zooked 

Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.

Typical night in a zooked life:

*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.

*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.

zooked by MSGR3Y January 4, 2019

zookie

verb:
1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in;
2. often involves sleeping on a mattress placed in a bathroom or shower room;
3. often involves the process of puking, peeing, or crapping yourself, or a combination of the three--also known as the trifecta.

noun:
1. the location of the zookie;
2. usually an old mattress only suitable to sleep on when blacked-out.

When someone gets too drunk to sleep in their own bed (for fears of dirtying it), a friend would lead him to a zookie mattress, where he is free on any normal inhibitions, and may soil himself as he pleases. The mattress can simply be hosed down the next morning.

zookie by AP Sawyer February 5, 2007

Zooked 

Commonly used to describe someone who is high due to marijuana use, zooked is interpreted differently from region to region.

In some Toronto neighborhoods, zooked is described as the feeling after the high, when you are tired, and almost completely out of energy. In most cases, the higher you are, the more energy you will lack later.

"Fam, I'm soooo zooked I can't even stand up"

"Yo I shouldn't have even smoked that 3g spliff to the face, manz got high but I'm too zooked right now"

Zooked by Tdot Flight 43 November 25, 2019