zooked 

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008

zoobidge 

the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why.

Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge.

zoobidge by fuckcuntburger January 3, 2006

Zooked 

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

Zooked by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

Zooking 

Originally from Battlefield 1942, also seen in subsequent Battlefield games featuring aircraft.

While being pursued in a dogfight, the pilot will pull up sharply into a 90 degree vertical climb. He/she will then exit the aircraft (his/her velocity will cause them to travel upwards alongside their aircraft for a short time). The pilot will equip an RPG / SMAW and attempt to shoot the pursuing enemy out of the sky before climbing back into your aircraft and continuing flight without stalling / crashing. (Note: You must be the Engineer class to equip Rocket Launchers)

A perfect (and hilarious) Zooking example

Youtube; Search : 'Rendezook'

Featuring 'Stun_gravy'

Nice work dude, you make it look easy

Zooking by thePhantomGhost January 11, 2012

Zooked 

crazy

Donald trump is zooked

Zooked by Jahmali May 29, 2019

zooked 

Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.

Typical night in a zooked life:

*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.

*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.

zooked by MSGR3Y January 4, 2019

zoocide 

/zo(go)-O(hot)-side = zo-O-side/

When considered ethically grave, the intentional killing of an animal.

(from Greek for animal- and Latin for -kill)

You killed that sheep for fun? That’s zoocide!

zoocide by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008