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4.
zook - means a joint/spliff
Im gonna light my zook
by mccj001 June 12, 2007
 
1.
the process of one smelling so bad that everyone thinks that there is a dumpster coming, or oneself looking so ugly and so alien like that nobody wants to go near them unless they're sending them off to the moon

Basically this word makes no sense at all, so it makes sense in every way you try to use it... you fuckin' zook
1) You fuckin' zook, I want to puke all over your face

2) I zooked the shit out of her last night
by China Doll 69 January 17, 2012
 
2.
interchangeable with bro, man, dude, leo, etc.

très chill
"aii leo!"
"sup zooks?"
by krizN July 22, 2009
 
3.
a stoner organization centered in nw georgia but expanding. the members are ranked by experience. the only way to gain rank is "zooking" or getting high with zook members
The Zooks were founded by a man called Ziggy Ray, the Original Zook.
by ZiggyRay May 23, 2010
 
5.
" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"
by Jonny November 10, 2003
 
6.
To trip on psychedelic mushrooms
(As an alternative word for 'frying')
Ex. 1:

83 years in the forest after 'zooking' on mushrooms

Ex.2:

As a result of getting 'zooked', the man's lawn continued to grow exponentially, as he watched hesitantly from his oil-detoxification bath on the right-left-right room in the castle.

Ex. 3:

The Evergreen Energy is visible after one 'zooks'
by zamgr December 27, 2009
 
7.
1) The process of pulling a wedgie out of the arse area.

2) Past form: Zooked

Invented by four bored Year 10 Students in an English lesson in Surrey (2003)
1) I need to zook

2) I just zooked
by Holly18UK November 29, 2006