Person X was spending the night at person Y's house, and at a certain point X began to watch Y play the SNES game "Super Metroid". In the opening sequence of this game, the player sees his avatar travel to a planet, under which there is a caption entitling the planet "Zebes". Somewhere in X's clouded mind, the sound of "Zebes" metamorphosized into zoober, and without warning X blurted out the newfound word, much to the amusement of Y. Since then, "zoober" has become a common word among X's and Y's group of friends.
2. What the zoober is going on?
3. Excuse me while I zoober on outta here.
Sometimes I stick my zoobers up my asshole when I'm bored because I like the way it makes my asshole tingle.
When I get wicked hungry, I eat my zoobers, poop them out, and eat the poop again.
Calling someone a 'Crazy ZooBer' refers to their prodigious chanelling of ZooB...
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