ZooMass 

A collection of the best partiers in New England. Also known as UMass Amherst. You really never understand the TRUE meaning of the phrase "We pregame harder than you party." until you've met the animals at the zoo!

"Yo dude, let's get the ZooCrew together and party it ZooMass style!"

ZooMass by Paradise_Daze June 25, 2005

Zoo-Ass Bitch 

A female straight out of the jungle. She is absolutely disgusting with tribal titties and a giant bush. Laughable in nature and looks as if she should belong in an exhibit at the zoo.

"Damn look at that girl over there"
"Got damn zoo-ass bitch reeks like salmon and jungle Ebola"
"I'd still hit though homie"

Zoo-Ass Bitch by Dosburg January 15, 2015

Zoo ass 

When your fart reeks so bad, it smells like you are at the zoo.

Elaine ate Taco Bell last night,now she has a massive case of zoo ass.

Zoo ass by B-in-L January 24, 2022

zoo ass 

Itchy ass causing excessive scratching due to not having a clean butthole. Commonly caused by using rough, cheap toilet paper that does not remove all of the poop. Zoo ass can be easily remedied by using higher quality toilet paper and/or baby wipes.

My employer puts cheap toilet paper in the restrooms, and I end up getting zoo ass every time I take a dump at work.

zoo ass by Zoo Master August 3, 2011

zoo ass 

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo

man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today

zoo ass by RAYJAY February 3, 2005

zoo ass 

sweaty ass

I smell zoo ass, you must have been cleaning the house all day.

zoo ass by Rocko1 December 26, 2009

zoobass 

the weirdest of the weird

this about to be a zoobass party tonight!

zoobass by ghosty August 15, 2017