Huge fucking city in Arizona. There are shit loads of illegal immigrants. It's unbearably hot 8 months out of the year.
Instead of building up like LA or NY, Phoenix has been built out. There are cacti everywhere, and it's hella dry.
Phoenix reportedly has a shitload of crime, though I have never seen any of it.
Arizona State University is there. There are parties every night and the girls are insanely hot and stupid.
Don't ever come to Phoenix.
Guy 1: Yo, you ever been to the Phoenix Zoo?
Guy 2: Yeah, that place is hot as fuck.
The most liberal POS town in America. Where the hippies, mad jay walkers, and crazy bicyclists roam the streets. DO NOT ENTER! However there is an excellent Grizzly football team located in the town.
Q: Have you ever visited Missoula?
Pretty cool people who act like creepers most the time. But volunteer a lot with education, conservation, community service, and other random things at the Toledo Zoo and some off grounds places. Again, their pretty cool kids(:
"I wanna be a Toledo ZooTeen?"
"'Cause their the coolest kids in town."
A house full of hidious FAT slobs that do nothing or have any purpose.. prefferbly a guy called Jamie or Jordan live there.
Oh lets go visit chunky town to go and knock for Jamie apple
Located in western Montana, a town where dogs outnumber people and are allowed to roam freely and defecate freely throughout the city. More Birkenstocks per capita than any other part of the world.
Tom: "Why are you wearing birkenstocks?"
Sue: "I'm headed for Missoula this weekend."
Tom: "Don't bother shaving."
This is basically pleural version of Tactical Nuke. When there are multiple Tactical Nukes somewhere or most women in an entire area, club, city, town or state are pretty haggard, then it can be refered to as this.
My town is a Nuclear Holocaust.
Did you see all the grenades at the club? It was a total Nuclear Holocaust tonight!
A town, if you want to call it that, in a swamp in northeastern WI. Must have been founded by a retard to put it in a swamp, possibly Sasquatch. Everyone descends from the founder, Sasquatch. Everyone has weird bumps on their skin and are forever scarred from all the mosquitoes. The man folk of this plymouth town all are ugly and gross. The girls all have nothing better to do but spread rumors, fuck eachother's cousin, and spread incessed diseases and STDs. Not quite sure how they manage to reproduce on account of the STDs that should render them infertile. They all live in shantys and tents with no TVs so they thrive on drama and other people's biznitch.
Just look for some of the residents of Suring at a zoo or jail.