Itchy ass causing excessive scratching due to not having a clean butthole. Commonly caused by using rough, cheap toilet paper that does not remove all of the poop. Zoo ass can be easily remedied by using higher quality toilet paper and/or baby wipes.
My employer puts cheap toilet paper in the restrooms, and I end up getting zoo ass every time I take a dump at work.
I smell zoo ass, you must have been cleaning the house all day.
zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo
man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today