Zonkey 

When a zombie virus infects a monkey it dies and becomes a Zonkey! Then this living-dead zonkey infects the rest of the monkey population, resulting in the apocolyptic end to the world as we know it. The only way to kill a zonkey is to shoot it in the head, decapitate it with a big rusty shovel, or run it over with a big tank or something.

P1: Holy SHIT! There's Zonkies all over the fucking place out there!!!
P2: A zebra monkey hybrid?
P1: No you idiot, that's impossible-it's a zombie monkey!
P2: Oh shit, that God Damn Zonkey just bit me in the crotch!

Zonkey by xonkey101 December 26, 2008

zonkey 

Like the term "donkey", it refers to a bad poker player. The zonkey, however, makes especially flashy poker moves or uses language to indicate they "know" the game when it is just a matter of time until they "zonk" away all their money with their poor play.

The term is based on the animal called a "zonkey", which is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.

That zonkey was just saying how bad everyone was playing, then pushed all in when he was drawing dead. What a zonk!

zonkey by dimossi October 23, 2009

zonkers 

1. Big breasts on a female.
2. To be suddenly amused about somthing.

1. Lakisha has some pretty nice zonkers, I wonder if shes wearing a push-up.
2. Holy Zonkers! did u see Robbie trippin balls at that party?

zonkers by Laxplayer99 July 10, 2005

Zonkers 

brest, tits, cleavege

I've got Zonkers, look at my Zonkers.

Zonkers by Ramra September 28, 2007

zonkey 

A crossbread between a zebra and a donkey.

The zonkey is smelly and brown with white stripes

zonkey by Awesom-O 4000 June 15, 2004

Zonkey 

Adjective. Meaning a person who loves cheesecake and chicken sandwiches.

Possibly could choke on a coffee crisp

Might get confused with bonkey 🤷 ♂️

“Hey zonkey it’s a chocolate bar please don’t choke.”

“YO ZONKEY WANT SOME CHEESECAKE!!”

Zonkey by Lenny1899 September 11, 2020

zonkers 

A childs amusment park located near the food court at the great mall of the great planes in olathe kansas.

known to pay their workers less than minimum wage.

formerly known as jeepers.

wow, zonkers has a roller coaster.

zonkers by i9incher August 15, 2009