Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.
Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.
by shfpdx May 11, 2012
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To be extremely tired or inebriated.
"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."
by x January 31, 2003
adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.
Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck
by callinghome November 02, 2004
1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.
1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.
by Tai S. July 24, 2006
1. very tired

2. intoxicated, especially with alcohol
He looked zonked when he got back.
by The Return of Light Joker March 02, 2012
When any normally respectable person is intoxicated by drink or drugs to the point where it affects ones appearance so that they look like a typical street urchin.
Dude, should have seen Joshua when we picked him up, he was so zonked, he was denied entry into tescos.
Extremely intoxicated. Usually refers to alcohol intoxication but can also apply to marijuana or other drugs.
"Did you see that guy at the party? He was zonked!"
by VAKI5 May 07, 2005
1. Ridiculously tired.

2. Ridiculously stoned.
1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night."

2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."
by KJ1o1 April 05, 2011
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