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Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.
B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!
by Blue-J May 17, 2006
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Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.
Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.
by shfpdx May 11, 2012
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After I got home from the strip club, I was completely zonked.
by Anonymous April 27, 2003
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Like zoomed but in a more aggressive manner.
He just zonked past me!!
by Gromlin June 10, 2005
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In the midwest, used as another word for cool, or fly.
Later bro, stay zonked.
by Derek R. B. November 16, 2007
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