1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
First Sergeant looks confused.
When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!