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zonksex (-1.034)
Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.
Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.

1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”
by Trav October 01, 2004
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zonkname (-0.056)
(military): An unofficial military command of scatter.
(shouted) ZONK!!!
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.

When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")
by The LT July 27, 2005
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Zonkdrugs (-1.228)
- To go to sleep.
- The act of sleeping (zonking).
- Totally cool.
- Vomitting.
- I really need to zonk out.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That is so zonk.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
by wisebutweary June 21, 2003
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Zonksex (-0.531)
A gag prize or worthless item (Origin from "Let's Make a Deal")
The contestant gave away $1500 for the curtain. She ended up getting zonked.
by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003
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zonksex (-1.007)
A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.
Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.
by GuidoPosse69 February 09, 2005
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ZONKsex (-0.745)
1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!

Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!

Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!

Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
by forever felt & forever fro February 03, 2010
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Zonkinternet (-0.697)
To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.
My posts about Fergie were all zonked because I wasn't nice enough about her.
by Me&You January 22, 2012
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