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10.
to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.
Great move, zonking the quarterback on that play. I just lost 3 yards.
by William Parker June 30, 2006
 
1.
Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.
Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.

1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”
by Trav October 01, 2004
 
2.
(military): An unofficial military command of scatter.
(shouted) ZONK!!!
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.

When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")
by The LT July 27, 2005
 
3.
- To go to sleep.
- The act of sleeping (zonking).
- Totally cool.
- Vomitting.
- I really need to zonk out.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That is so zonk.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
by wisebutweary June 21, 2003
 
4.
A gag prize or worthless item (Origin from "Let's Make a Deal")
The contestant gave away $1500 for the curtain. She ended up getting zonked.
by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003
 
5.
Cute kids..cool kids..pretty much just the raddest of the rads
hey fabian you are such a ZONKS!
by Fabian R. September 24, 2006
 
6.
To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.
My posts about Fergie were all zonked because I wasn't nice enough about her.
by Me&You January 22, 2012
 
7.
Refers to a woman having a huge attractive round booty. Iyt is known for being bigger than a "donk"
My friend E-dubb is thick and she got the zonk!!
by Mr Eric J January 18, 2012