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Zonie Bro 

An Arizona bro. Somebody who is usually from the suburbs of Phoenix,(usually scottsdale) probably went to Brophy and is in a frat at ASU. Standard attire is oversized polo button downs, khakis and loafers. Only hang out with each other and have studpid slang. Tend to be pretentious and drink a lot.

Their dad probably owns commercial real estate.
"Fuckin zonie bros crawlin all over old town tonight"
"these zonie bros are like a cult"
Zonie Bro by chndlrgirl March 9, 2018
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zonie invasion 

a period of time (usually spring break or summer) where thousands of Arizonians/Arizona State students flock to the beach towns in San Diego California (usually Pacific or Mission) and greatly annoy/amuse the natives of the local community. The most belligerantly drunk of them usually get knocked-the-fuck-out by a local resident at some point during their trip.
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beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"
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