Person #2: Fuck i know! They need to get their own damn town
They also can legitimately use being a "zonie" as an excuse for when it is too cold.
Cali person- "Want to go lay on the beach? It's hella nice out"
Arizona person- "What... are you crazy?"
Cali person- "why do you say that?"
Arizona person- " It's only 60, too freakin' cold... I'm a zonie!"
Local 2: the shred was good, but the whole damn beach was infested with Zonies!
Dude: "Ya bro, she went straight from dinner to giving me a zonie."