He also doesn't want to reveal his sexual identity, just to build speculation.
Kevin: "Why, cause you were watching Zone's newest flash?"
Patrick: "Not only that..."
You: Oh, wait what? I'm sorry, I completely zoned.
Freind: God, you got this really blanked out look on your face...
You: Man, I was totally out of it, wasn't I?
Friend: Yeah, pretty much.
You: Sorry, man. I'll try not to zone anymore
Sung to the tune of I Got Life by Nina Simone:
I got my arms, I got my hands
I got my fingers, got my legs
I got my feet, I got my toes
I got my liver, got my zones
Got life , I got my life