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A more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!!1"
I have to tell you something. I have canc-ZOMG A SHINY NEW PENNEY!
by pseudonym psteve June 11, 2005
 
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An expresion of astonishment said by millions when george w bush was elected president.
BUSH WON ZOMG.
by lunetico July 15, 2008
 
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ZOMG- Zombies On My Genitals.
"Hey Stephanie, look! I have ZoMg!"
by NinaBizzle February 17, 2008
 
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Sometimes pronunced Z-OMG or ZOohhMyGawd/Gosh, ZOMG is an exclaimation mostly used on Thet Internet, though if you are nerdy enough, you may say it in real life.
xXBeccyXx: lol u guyz, I just got a new charrie ideer!

Adorkable12: ZOMG?!Really?
by Annabelle Menzie December 31, 2007
 
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Zombies?! oh my god!
Jim: "Dude i heard theres something freaky goin on in town"

Nathan: "ZOMG!"
by toucan man April 13, 2009
 
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Zoh-Em-Jee
A word based off the acronym OMG contrary to popular belief the z does stand for something.
Zombies.

Zombies! Oh my God!=ZOMG
Zomg! RUN AWAY!
Zomg! JESUS!
Zomg! WTF!? GTFO n00b!
by SI L EX May 10, 2008
 
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ZOMG is another form of OMG!! which stands for Oh My God.
Idiotic teenage girls often use this term over Instant messaging because the find it painful to type the whole words, which is more proof that each generation is getting dumber.
: Lol zomg isnt he like, so cute.
zomg wtf!!
by PivotElite March 04, 2008
 
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zomg is a modern abbreviation for the saying "zorbog on my goal." The phrase is derived from the story of Zorbog, a futuristic robot with sadistic tendancies who was cursed by the rain god Xothorpona in the year 3000. This is basically how the story goes. One day when he came home at lunchtime, he heard a funny noise. Went out to the backyard to find out if it was one of those ratty boys. He stood there with his neighbor called Peter, and a Flux Capacitor.
ZOMG there's a Flux Capacitor in his backyard!
ZOMG there's a Flux Capacitor in his backyard!
by zorbog April 10, 2008