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88.
OMG, but in zombie form
him: OMFG
her: ?
him: A zombie bit me, l337!
her: lol
him: ZOMG
her: kekekeke
by joh3n January 27, 2005
 
1.
zOMG is a varient of the all-too-popular acronym "OMG", meaning "Oh My God".

The "z" was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type "OMG"

Also used in all-caps, 'ZOMG' is generally used in a sarcastic manner, more often than not a humiliating fasion. It is also used as a device for stating the obvious.
"zOMG! you r teh winz!!one!!eleven!"
by ectweak August 06, 2005
 
2.
ZOMG was the ruler of the planet XYRZON until 2451 AD, when he was overthrown by KFOP after the battle of SHMUR. the battle marked the violent end to ZOMG'S noble reign as ultra-lord. KFOP soon proved to be an incapable ruler of XYRZON, and the planet collapsed into chaos in 2453. since that day, the residents of XYRZON have used ZOMG as a declaration, nay, an exclaimation of hope. hope that one day peace shall return to XYRZON, on the shoulders of a truly worthy king.
ZOMG, i love cupcakes.
by WARRIOR MAN January 22, 2007
 
3.
A more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!!1"
I have to tell you something. I have canc-ZOMG A SHINY NEW PENNEY!
by pseudonym psteve June 11, 2005
 
4.
A variation of OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything; the word was accidentally invented by users intending to hit the Shift Key instead of Z.

It was used by some gamers for a time in 2004. In 2006, its usage became widespread.
ZOMG! That mp3 player is awesome! *orders*
by goodguy5 June 24, 2006
 
5.
oh my gosh's variant. used to excite one another. this is used constantly by those who make fun of people that say omg and lol.
zomg u teh very cool lolz!1111oneoneoe
by glenn November 30, 2004
 
6.
zombies! oh my god!
aah! zomg!
by hauntedfox August 30, 2008
 
7.
1. A variant of omg which means "oh my god". It first originated as an rare typo when someone says "OMG" in caps and presses the left shift key rather then the right and accidentally hits the near by Z.

It was picked up and used as a humorous way of saying omg and making fun of internet slang in general do to its funny pronunciation of "Zoh-my-God!".
Like ZOMG ashley guess what!!1
by Kyle117 December 11, 2006