An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.
After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.
Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'
If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?
A type of virus which sends numerous amounts of useless packets to a computer or a server and floods it to crash it's connection.
Wow i just scanned this fag's server for open ports and i found a couple and owned it with some zombies. RIFK
1) Crack, or an addict to crack
2) Unconcious state
3) To be between life and death, to be braindead. Some of the other definitions do better than this.
I got a high on zombie
I'm a zombie
Your brother is like a zombie
AAARRRGGGHHH! Flesh eating zombies!
A theoretical being that some philosophers use to discuss consciousness. A zombie is identical to a regular person in every way (including his behavior), except that he has no subjective, conscious experience at all. The thought experiment goes something like: "How do you know if someone is a zombie?"
Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.
Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.
Daniel Dennett doesn't believe in zombies.
A model citizen, and someone who we all should strive to be. Zombies don't hide behind their insecurities or lie to other people. They just want your brains. They don't need to exaggerate to make anyone feel better, but instead, being the upfront creatures that they are, make a bull run for your delicious flesh. They don't waste away life by making false friends, finding a girl or guy zombie only to be led on, and drinking their entire life to ease the pain. Nay, they do what they want (eating brains) at any cost, being shot in the head, blown up into a million pieces, being clobbered with blunt objects. But at the end of the day, battered and beaten, the zombie finds a way to moan and get on with his life. Isn't that the true secret to personal fulfillment?
Zombie 1: "Braaaaaaiins!"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"
There is much debate on what defines a being to be a zombie. Actually zombies can be broken down into different categories. I'll BRIEFLY describe some of the well known types, not ALL of them. Feel free to add information or tell me how far off I am you ass!
For example, the zombies you battle in the Resident Evil series(1 through 5 with many other suck dick side games) are humans turned into biological montrosities by being injected or coming into contact with different strains of virus's or other zombies that contracted the virus. Later in Resident Evil 4 and 5 the zombies are different than the first 3 games. People turn into zombies in the 4th and 5th installments by being forced fed a type of living organism or again, being injected with the virus. Dead bodies and animals can be reanimated much like the original zombie movies. In some cases the zombies will weild machine guns, stun rods, rocket launchers and shotguns. All of the zombies in the game series DO NOT thrist for brains or blood. They do not need any nourishment from a living body. They tend to blow your ass up or maul you to death. These zombies DO NOT turn you into a zombie. They are fast and agile and have the basic motor skills of humans. Some of these undead have special abilities and some can turn into huge monsterous creatures that have qualities of different animals or humans. Example, you fight a giant vampire bat with the legs and the tail of an insect or scorpion in Resident Evil 5. These zomb...
Zombie- a human which has long deceased
and has been reanimated by an unknown cause. Zombies can only be killed by dismemberment
of their heads. A corpse must be mostly intact to become a zombie. To prevent an unneeded outbreak
, I suggest you cremate
any dead bodies.
Zombies cannot climb, if caught in an outbreak, climb on to a roof. Zombies also cannot swim, they do not need air to survive either.
If you are trapped in an outbreak, tight clothes and short hair are recommended.
Do not report zombies to the police, they could just be an escaped mental patient
or a sleepwalker
Run! That zombie might eat you!
Uncle Fred died three weeks ago... what is he doing with the neighbor's cat?
The chick in your college math class who won't quit staring at the top of your head. You think she means well, but more probably, just wants to eat your brains.
She was a complete zombie during the presentation.