An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.
After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.
Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'
If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.
I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?
Pedestrians who are trying to pass the street when a car is coming unaware that the car might hit them. Also they never run when passing the street and the car is like 10 meters from them.
I hit a zombie yesterday while i was going to work.
A synonym for the number 9. This is because of the old joke why was 6 afraid of 7....because 7 8 9. 7 ate nine and 9 then proceded to turn into the undead, hence the name zombie.
School starts an hour before zombie.
The time is currently zombie o'zombie.
I have zombie fingers because my thumb was bitten off my a muskrat.
A girl that you think is "infected" with a STD. If you "touch" her, you become a zombie as well. Can apply to males as well.
I would hit that, but she's a zombie.
A person who J-walks in the night. Usually durring Sundance.
I almost hit one of those fucking zombies, fuckin tourists.
Something that eats you in your sleep, man.
Zombie get away ass-whole!
(noun) Anyone who eats flesh or meat; as opposed to a vegetarian.
"I'm a vegetarian, not a zombie! No way am I eating at that steak house..."
An individual who has a very attractive body but a face that would make medusa turn to stone. So called because the only way of dealing with a zombie is to remove the head.
Marvin: Darren, meet my friend Jill.
Darren: my god! what a zombie!
(Jill runs away sobbing)