Used in a zombie invasion, a meat-shield is a individual who is viewed as obsolete or as a way to save their own ass by another individual, and they are promptly used as bait on an hoard of zombies at any given time. This technique is very effective in distracting the zombies, and since the meat-shield had no real purpose before, they are given a purpose to be yummy decoy.
Scenario: zombie invasion, wide scale and there is a small group of survivors. One of the survivors, named Steve, does not do jack to help the group and constantly pissing and moaning, making life even more aggrivating for the others.
Steve: #whining and bitching# I'm tired and hungry!! This sucks! I'm going to be the last survivor...Bitch, bitch, bitch, etc...
#hoard of zombies come running in#
Sam:#about to be attacked by a zombie# Meat shield!
#Group tosses Steve into the masses of zombies. He doesn't last long... And the rest of the group gets away and survives#
1. An expert in the field of zombie anatomy, zombie psychology, or zombie hunting.
2. A person who is currently a member of OZORT.
3. A veteran or experienced person who has knowledge of zombie invasion survival tactics.
"I don't know what to do, there are zombies outside!"
"We need a zombie specialist!"
No matter the circumstance, if a person asks why you own/bought a gun but rejects the answer you give them, the backup answer will always be "Zombie Invasion". This may also be the original answer.
If they reject this answer you are allowed to slap them once, open handed, accross the left side of their face.
If they remain unconvinced then run, you are in the presence of a Zombie and the invasion has started.
Seek shelter and conserve your ammo.
Rule Z-2: Always remember to double-tap.
John: Hey, check out this sweet new 12-gauge I just got!
Jane: Why'd you get a gun?
John: D'know, target shooting...maybe some hunting.
Jane: That's dumb.
John: Ok, it's for the Zombie Invasion.
Jane: Zombies aren't real.
John: <Rule Z> Yes they are!
Jane: <moan> BRAINS!
John: Oh God.<grabs gun and runs>
A movie featuring a group (Zombies) who, by some transmitable cause, infect others or kill them. In most zombie movies the zombies also eat the living. Some movies can be debated to be zombie movies like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Many zombie movies have been deemed ridiculous in recent years because of the remakes of "Dawn of the Dead" and the Zomedy "Shaun of the Dead." It could be argued that zombie movies became ridiculous after countless grindhouse flicks during the 70s, and specifically the "Evil Dead" films. The cause of zombies in each film is different, usually pertaining to the era the film was made in. "Night of the Living Dead" was radiation, and during the Cold War the threat of radiation by the atomic bomb was a serious concern. In a more modern setting "28 weeks later" the zombies have virus, much like modern biochemical weapons.
"Want to see a zombie movie with me?"
"no, those are ridiculous"
"I dunno, I think this new one really speaks to the fears of my generation"
When a women or zombie begins to rot in the genital regions. This could also stand for the male rectum in a similar situation.
Vaginal Decay can also stand for when an incident so horrible occurs it frustrates someone beyond comprehension so strongly that their vagina and/or anal region deteriorates or decays while still living. (or feels as though it has.)
A women with a immensely foul vagina or a man's fungus ridden unwashed anus.
The worse part of the zombie invasion was the putrid stench of vaginal decay.
That math test last week was so intensely frustrating that I felt as though I would be consumed by vaginal decay.
That girl in my science class wreaks of vaginal decay, she probably hasn't showered in decades.
Someone who believes in zombies or that one day there will be a zombie apocalypse.
Zombienn are people who plan for a zombie invasion. Read The Zombie Survival Guide, map out escape routes, constantly think about zombies and the "what if's" Someone who is dead serious about zombies and thinks they are real.
1. To modify an object to suit another purpose from it's original, often very dangerously, however.
2. To build a tool out of scrapped materials, commonly used in the repair of objects, or to substitute a tool.
As used in a zombie invasion;
Tom: I finally used redneck engineering on a weapon.
(Lifts up a metal pole with a bowie knife attached using massive amounts of duct tape and welding.)
Bill: That'll be useful, man. Good work there!
As used incorrectly:
LOL I REDNEK INGINERED A $10 DOLLAR BOARD GAME WITH MY IPAD! YOU GUIZ WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR IPOD TOUCHS?