To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected
David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"


Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"
by Crouch June 02, 2006
Top Definition
An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.
by thecheat June 05, 2003
Exclamation. Usually from surprise or delight.
Shaggy: "Zoinks Scoob, we are out of Scooby Snacks!"
by RPhethean May 06, 2003
to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents
"Zoink! got your car!"
by Nick Baker April 16, 2008
Although some believe that "zoinks" was made popular on the Saturday cartoon show "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" (1969-1972), it was in fact popularized on "Batman" (1966-1968) as an exclamation of surprise or urgency. Scooby Doo obviously duplicated this nonsensical word in its television series that ran after Batman was cancelled.
Robin after hearing of danger: "Zoinks, Batman!" also used in Batman fight scenes where different sounds are flashed on the screen between blows.
by KingArthurUP March 09, 2012
When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).
It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
by Zoinkisaurous February 15, 2011
a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised
by Aaron W. December 03, 2002
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