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1.
An exclamative. Made popular by the character Shaggy on the television show Scooby Doo. Often used by itself to express fright, panic or fear.
"Zoinks!"
by thecheat June 05, 2003
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2.
Exclamation. Usually from surprise or delight.
Shaggy: "Zoinks Scoob, we are out of Scooby Snacks!"
by RPhethean May 06, 2003
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3.
to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents
"Zoink! got your car!"
by Nick Baker April 16, 2008
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4.
To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected
David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"
by Crouch June 02, 2006
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5.
Although some believe that "zoinks" was made popular on the Saturday cartoon show "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" (1969-1972), it was in fact popularized on "Batman" (1966-1968) as an exclamation of surprise or urgency. Scooby Doo obviously duplicated this nonsensical word in its television series that ran after Batman was cancelled.
Robin after hearing of danger: "Zoinks, Batman!" also used in Batman fight scenes where different sounds are flashed on the screen between blows.
by KingArthurUP March 09, 2012
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6.
a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised
"Zoink!"
by Aaron W. December 03, 2002
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7.
When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).
It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
by Zoinkisaurous February 15, 2011
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