Zobbled 

The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.

Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.

Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!

Zobbled by Lolocaust August 2, 2012

Zobeled

To make an utter ass out of yourself and lose all credibility.

I tried to publish a mock NFL football draft stating I beat Mel Kiper, but people caught me in the act, and I'm so embarrassed. I've been Zobeled!

Zobeled by zobel April 28, 2009

zobbed 

Zobbed is the result of serious Zobbing, which is the act of playing computer games and drinking very heavily...this is normally lots of Beer then Tequila and then Brandy. To be Zobbed basically means you are completely fucked, pissed and ready to puke. Being Zobbed is very cool indeed and only serious players ever get Zobbed. You mum would not be proud but you will regail your Zobbed days to your kids when they reach the age that they are too old and sensible;e to ever get Zobbed. Coolio.

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing

Woman:Fucking zobbers

Man are you going to have another beer...fuck off I am Zobbed.

Get real you lightweight we have not hit the Tequila yet and then there is the Brandy.

Fuck off I am Zobbed.

Puff!

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing

zobbed by IamLovejoy November 30, 2015

Zoiled 

Defeated so hard that they cant never recover
ever

What happened to her?
She got zoiled

Zoiled by Uails March 6, 2022

Zobbled 

To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.
(The adjective form of zobble)

Boy: "Spiking a watermelon with dihydrogen monoxide? You must be zobbled!"

Zobbled by StatusGo March 12, 2012

zobedeh 

Charming, salty and pretty,
Pure heart, well wisher to others, trustworthy, honest, intelligent,smart and cheerful

Hottie, salty and sometimes "naughty" zobedeh

zobedeh by Angel123new January 12, 2014

zoledziewski 

A polish girl.

"woah, look isn't that a girl with the last name of Zoledziewski???"

zoledziewski by Alyss))) January 25, 2021