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The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.
ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.

Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.

Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!
Zobbled by Lolocaust August 2, 2012
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Original describing the sound that zombies made in, primarily, RPG style games; this is now used as a word for any zombie-like creature. From a portmanteau of zombie and possible grumbles or gurgles. Can now also be applied to various other undead/mythological characters eg. gobbles for goblins.
Oh god I hear zombles... wait... They're eating my legs!
zombles by EnderDom March 11, 2011
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Used in a manor to express ones feelings toward the idiocies of another person
Fuck off, your a fat off zobbler”
Zobbler by PhatCock101 June 20, 2020

angry zoobles

When you're hitting her from behind, you quickly pick up a nearby USB drive and you stick up on of her empty slots and you quickly yell "THIS USB DRIVE IS 3.0 AND SUPER FAST. USE CODE ERECTAL DYSFUNCTION TO GET 10% OFF YOUR LEXAR PRODUCTS".
Dude I totally pulled a angry zoobles on her
angry zoobles by zooblesdoobles September 17, 2017
The act of spreading two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.
(After undressing female corpses in Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When observing "nature" at your local park)

B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?

C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!
Zobble by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012
A word commonly used to refer to zombies in a game of Exo zombies.
The creator of the word is Charly Steel, yet this is a phenomenon that's sweeping the Zombles community.
Holy fuck m9, there is a hoard of cunty zombles coming in our direction.
Zombles by ZombleKing January 28, 2015
To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.
(After playing Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When asking someone to hang out and play video games)

B: Hey, you! Wanna get zobbled tonight?
Zobble by Status Go December 27, 2011