Zitoed 

To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.

"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."

Zitoed by 20deep May 1, 2008

zitowned 

From Zito, Barry: To get shelled mercilessly; to lose without fail after convincing many that you were unbeatable.

Also, the act of convincing someone that you are worth a significant investment of time and/or money when you are not.

The Phillies' bullpen got zitowned last night - 6 runs in the 9th.

Did you see the contract the Falcons gave Harrington? They got zitowned.

zitowned by drewjk1979 April 30, 2008

ZitoMedia

A terrible internet company that will work for approximately any given time before giving you slower internet than if you had none, rated poorly on Google for many obvious reasons.

DGR Dave's ZitoMedia subscription made his streaming much more difficult because they couldn't handle a 4 hour stream.

ZitoMedia by koncentraitor44 March 26, 2022

zitoed 

To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese

This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!

zitoed by joe zito January 28, 2005

Zitored 

A word discribing a bi-polor emotion

Mike: How are you to day?

Amanda:I'm fucking zitored!!!

Zitored by Analcuntassrex June 5, 2009