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1) The Best Lighters Ever made. If you use a Bic Flint and just plane Ol' Charcoal lighter fluid.
2) Bad ass due to the fact that every one who is cool has one 3) Named For the grunts who carryed Flame Throwers in WWII. 4) Also a pretty Kick ass dude. Hey Zippo Let me Hold your zippo, This Zippo over here needs to light a house on fire from 50 yards.
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| 9. | zippo | ||
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1. Zero. Nothing, nada, zilch. The score is ten to zippo.
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| 10. | zippo | ||
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A man wearing a speedo that has nothing to show in it. "See that guy over there? He's a zippo."
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| 11. | Zippo | ||
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An overpriced supposedly "windproof" lighter made in Bradford, PA which is sold primarily overseas due to the fact that every American either doesn't smoke cigarettes or has a box of them that they inherited from their grandfather or uncle. Employees of Zippo are among the highest paid factory workers in Bradford and if you're lucky enough to get employed then you're trapped in the seventh circle of eternal damnation because they know that you're adapted money-making lifestyle can't afford to leave, thus allowing the Satan-Nazi management and HR to screw you over however and whenever they feel fit, which is usually on a daily basis. If you do escape, however, you're left with a empty shell of sanity and a really bad case of carpel-tunnel in both arms. My friends that work at Zippo all drive new cars but work mandatory overtime 7 days a week and get laid off every 3 months.
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| 12. | zippo | ||
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An expensive, yet piece of shit brand o lighters whos fuel constantly runs out and is hard to stay lit. Pure style over substance.
That and you cant use them to smoke weed. Sure, Zippos are cool looking and are harder to blow out then lets say, Bics but they suck.
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