mr.zipperer

That one teacher who was fired for touching little girls and being a straight up faggot as bitch,That one teacher who actually causes 50% of suicides from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge

C’mon Alex stop being a mr.zipperer

mr.zipperer by Theguywiththegreenhat2016 May 3, 2018

zipperection 

The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.

"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."

zipperection by Please listen to black metal April 5, 2006

Zipperection 

The misleading, bulge-y shape created by a warping zipper in your clothing that makes it look like you have a hard-on underneath the protruding garment, giving it its charming name. This phenomenon is known to strike in pants, hoodies, and many other articles of clothing, especially when bunched up / sitting down.

Kristin : OMG Steven is that a full-chub??!!

Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!

{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}

Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(

Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!

Zipperection by SweetFancyMoses September 13, 2013

zippered up

To be murdered due to an act of disrespect and placed in a coroner's bag.

If that punk bitch keeps fuckin around and don't pay me my money he's gonna get zippered up.

zippered up by Got it on the Low March 2, 2009

Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome 

Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces

Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:
Queen Latifah
Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'donell
the fat guy on the street

Zippered Nipples or Laced nipple syndrome by Nutty irish sicko June 9, 2009

Lemon Zippered 

Code phrase for planing, haveing or already have had sex.

Michal and Kimm both agree that Thompson should get her lemon zippered.

Lemon Zippered by AssJockey. June 18, 2007

Zipperbreaker 

When your taking a shit on a auto flush toilet and it automatically flushes before you sit up. Hearing it starting the flushing sequence you attempt to sit up and your knees spread apart breaking your zipper.

“ I was just in the bathroom and had a zipperbreaker”

Zipperbreaker by Clobber February 2, 2019