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8.
King of the douche-bags at a little known, but well loved site known affectionately as SUF, (or pre-Blinxx flip-out, SPUF.)

Zips is a man-boy who gets sexual pleasure from mindless adherence to minutia in the rules and the striking lack of a soul or the absence of logic and feeling.

He's been known to ban people for farting too loud, jaywalking and even having a sense of humor.

Never question Zips. It only makes him angrier.

Since his modship at SUF is the azimuth of his lifelong achievement, (not counting the time he wanked it five times in one afternoon to the same manga,) and since he's destined to live out his life alone and without anyone who will love him, people generally put up with him much like you put up with a retarded puppy who repeatedly shits on the rug.
"Zips is really a fucker."
"Yeah I know."
by Hewood Jablowme October 05, 2006
 
1.
zip
an ounce of marijauna
I'm picking up a zip today.
by Dan April 28, 2003
 
2.
zip
An ounce of any kind of illegal drug. Usually used as a code name over the phone by paranoid drug dealers.
"Can you pick me up a zip?"
by Zack December 08, 2002
 
3.
zip
an ounce of marijuana. Amount that fits in a ziplock bag.
Got a zip of skunk haze yesterday
by dan12 December 29, 2006
 
4.
ounce of weed
Yo We Got Dem Zips 4 Da Low Muhh Nigg
by DatNigg08 November 08, 2008
 
5.
zip
(1): nothing; zero
(2): energy; vigor.

(3) a worthless person; a person who amounts to zero.

(4) to fasten or unfasten with a zipper.
1. - "I don't know zip about you."

- There was no mail today. Nothing. Zip.

2. "I need something that will give me more zip. "

3. Khalaf is such a zip. No brains in his head at all.

4. Zip your jacket, Reham.
by iyad Aqbawi January 26, 2013
 
6.
zip
1) An ounce of marijuana

2) To snort a powder drug
1) Can I roll by your house and pick up a zip?

2) I just zipped a line of coke
by morphinaut October 21, 2010
 
7.
Zip
Noun; A slang dirogatory term used in Vietnam referring to enemy vietnamese soldiers. Short for "zipperhead", it's commonly used to describe any Asian person.
Richie became enraged and punched the sideview mirror of a parked truck when the ignorant women called him zip.
by C-Mac & Pog December 25, 2009