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Zionsville Royalaires 

The Zionsville Royalaires are one of the top show choirs in the Indianapolis area. Members of the Royalaires are generally kind, fun people to be around, as opposed to some other choirs such as the Carmel High School Ambassadors, many of which (but not all) are stuck up and exclusive and like to talk trash about the Royalaires, even though they are just as good as the Ambassadors. The Royalaires always have great costumes, great song choices in their sets, fun choreography, and are really great performers.
Wow! This is such a fun set, what choir is this?
It's the Zionsville Royalaires!

ZionSexual 

People who think Zion Williamson is the best basketball player on the planet ... after 1 college game.
That Jon, he’s trying to tell me that Zion is better than MJ. He’s such a ZionSexual, Zion doesn’t even believe that
ZionSexual by DonLogic November 15, 2018

Ziontaye 

That nigga that gets all the hoes and he handsome funny caring and got good grades. He hands out smoke and he’s a different breed. But in reality he just need a friend😔
He just like ziontaye.
Ily Ziontaye.
Ziontaye by The one who tells no lies September 21, 2019

Zionsville, Indiana 

Zionsville's a small but wealthy town of 12,000-ish people in Indiana, a few minutes northeast of Indianapolis. We're one of the nicest towns in Indiana (though that's not really saying all that much), as well as one of the richest, with an average income of $84,000, and house price of $430,000, both way over national average. Hell, we even have a fucking Bentley dealership here.
Despite how rich people are in Zionsville, we aren't snobby or anything (cough, Carmel). It's actually really cool how people are here. When you meet someone from Zionsville, it's hard to tell how wealthy they are until you go over to their house or see their cars because they're so humble and nice. Like, both my parents are teachers, but I'm friends with doctors' kids, lawyers' kids, and CEOs' kids. Anyone can be anyone's friend here.
Most people in Zionsville are the old-money families, who've been living here for generations. They've gone to college, worked their asses off for what they've got, and pass along those virtues to their kids.
Now, yes, I know, I've been talking a lot about money. Off that subject; the people in Zionsville. The High School, besides being one of the top academic schools in the nation, is also the whitest. Out of 1800 kids, I bet like 10 are black, 50 are Asian, and we don't really have anything else here. Seriously, 98% of our town is white (NOT AN EXAGGERATION, WIKIPEDIA IT).
In short, Zionsville's a really nice place, and given the choice, I'd still live here.
Chris: Dude, I'm moving.
Will: What the fuck? Where?
Chris: Some suburb called Zionsville, Indiana.
Will: Oh, dude, I've heard of that place, it's like the whitest fucking place in the world. Like, even Russia's more diverse than Zionsville.
Chris: Yeah, dude, but it's all good, I've heard everyone's cool there, so it's not so bad.
Zionsville, Indiana by xCFHx January 6, 2010

zionsluvr 

If you're mutuals with zionsluvr on tt, you're probably the luckiest person there is right now. Zionsluvr is a very kind person and very good at editing. They're one of my favorite mutuals I have and I'm glad of it! :)

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Person 1: I'm mutuals with zionsluvr
Person 2: How lucky! They're amazing!
zionsluvr by ashlieisfruity October 21, 2021

zionatronic

A man who is addicted to Zion example sancreed bod and sancreed cwj
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zionatronic by Gurtroos gurero February 19, 2019