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A lame expression used by lame, pretentious pseudo-interlectuals in order to try and make a person feel stupid.

Insulting the recipient's intelligence (implying they're too stupid to realise they've been 'dissed' in some way or another), some crony of theirs has to call out 'Zing!'.

They usually do this because they are incapable of actually being smart, and instead acheive this fake image by making others look stupid.
Pseudo-Interlectual A: <some witty remark, thats not that witty that I can't be stuffed to think of right now>

Pseudo-Interlectual B: "Zing!"

Me - "Really? Are you SURE I was just 'Zung'? I am incapable of detecting these things, don't you know..."
by Lubbix_Mclubbix August 28, 2005
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1.
The new term for owned, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.
Person 1: So, what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Your Mum.....ZING.

(although you usually have to say somethign funnier than this example)
by cool_penguin_0 June 19, 2004
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2.
An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.
Person 1: Your room smells like ass.
Person 2: That's because you're in it. ZING!
by LT5k April 03, 2003
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3.
interjection: A self proclaimed exclamation of superior bantering abilities
noun: a statement designed to verbally serve someone
inj. example, any of the following lines from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation may be followed by the exclamation "ZING!"
neighbor: Hey Griswald, where you gonna put a tree that big?
Griswald: Bend over and I'll show you (...ZING!)
neighbor: You got a lot of nerve talking to me that way.
Griswald (looking at neighbor's wife): I wasn't talking to you (...ZING!)
by The Grimace June 09, 2005
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4.
A word used by Dracula on the movie Hotel Transilvenia for explaining to his daughter the sound fits the most to the feeling of true love.
See the movie and understand... Zing!
by Ronier April 01, 2013
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5.
A phrase most commonly stated after a particularly clever comment, ex: a pun, a dis, in rare cases a well placed "your mom" or "so's your face" or "That's what she said."

It is often associated with a third party, having heard said clever comment in another's conversation.

Used in place of other put down-ish phrases, such as, "You just got served" or "Oh snap!" or "PWNED!" etc.
John: ...In short, it was a real come from behind victory.

Ryan: That's what she said!

Yitzach: ZING!
by Yitzach April 24, 2009
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6.
Same as "Oh, snap!"
Whenever someone makes a smart ass comment towards somebody other than you, you are permitted to say "Zing!!!"

Also if you made a smart ass comment towards somebody, you can later refer to it as if you "zinged" them.
John: Where were you last night, Tom?
Tom: In your mom's bed!
You: Zing!!!

"I zinged that guy pretty good there, lol"
by gogishvili August 13, 2008
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7.
An expression of overwhelming self satisfaction usually through comic means.

Usually follows a joke at someone else's expense, or when you prove someone wrong.

Can also be used to highlights ones own personal achievment.
Carl: "Hey Mike you're a great guy... not! Zing!"

Carl: "Hey Mike you're dick. Zing!"

"Tests came back negative.... Zing!"
by pseudonymtim December 08, 2012
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