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zimbabwean airstrike 

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.
"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"
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Zimbabwean Wallet 

An unkown relic, never seen in the light of day.
Wow Ntokozo, what is that? Cannot be a zimbabwean wallet, can it?

Zimbabwean Hand Stand 

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.
"that girl loves doing zimbabwean hand stands!"

Zimbabwean Unicorn 

A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.
I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn

Zimbabwean Bologna queef 

A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.

The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.

Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.

There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.

Zimbabwean Spit Roast 

Where two men have a dildo in they're ass and they put they're asses together.
Hey Fred? You ready for the zimbabwean spit roast we havin tonight?

zimbabwean sandstorm 

The act of one male jizzing all over the partners chest, then farting and blasting it all over their face like a sandstorm. First created by Shaka Zulu.
Ayy man! Have you heard Jordan did the Zimbabwean sandstorm on lorna?

Damn bro is that how she went blind?
zimbabwean sandstorm by ElongD69 January 18, 2018