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1. the soccer star from the France team
2. to headbutt someone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup
Don't make me Zidane you bitch!
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To headbutt someone in the chest during a crucial moment.
Player 1: Give me the ball.
Player 2: No.
Player 1: Don't make me go Zidane on you.
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The best soccer player to ever play the sport, the Algerian gave Arabs across the world a great name in soccer.
We love you ZIZOU
Zidane is the best to ever grace the pitch
Zidane can shoot
you're a pro if you can pass like Zidane
by Ihsan Alkawi May 09, 2005
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1. (verb) To hit someone in their centre of mass with one's head. Derived from the FIFA World Cup final between France and Italy, in which french player Zinedine Zidane headbutted (or "Zidaned") an italian player in the chest, arguably costing the French team the game. (Synonyms: headbutt)

2. (verb) To utterly defeat an opponent. (synonyms: pwn, own)
1. "In curling, it is illegal to Zidane players of the opposing team."

2. "I completely Zidane'd that newb at Counter-Strike."
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1. Head of Steel

2. A God
Zidane's lethal header into that unworthy italian player was amazing. It was hilarious to watch him fold down like a card table onto the grass.
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a soccer player, who headbutted Materazzi in the World Cup Final, and ,incidentally, the first Frenchman in a uniform to attack someone since World War II.

Also a verb, refers to the act of breaking a man's sternum with your own head.
Woah, you better not piss off Zidane.

or

The reason my ribs are broken is because a kid on another team zidaned me.
by zidaneheader October 05, 2006
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