zuted 

to be out of ones mind on some type of drug mostley weed

dude im so zuted

zuted by datboiiii April 5, 2009

Zouted 

The act of raging to the point that only a University of Missouri student or alumni would know of

-We just beat Oklahoma

-Lets get fucking zouted

Zouted by Ball Me Blazer October 24, 2010

Zeused

When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.

Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.

Zeused by Sold For Parts August 1, 2011

zewted 

Really high and zoned out

Clayton was soo zewted at 7 Eleven that he blacked out.

zewted by Chief n' Beans August 11, 2010

Zueted 

Being under the influence of several different drugs, including alcohol.

Dude, I totally wanna get zueted", "Fuck man I'm so zueted.

Zueted by Sara Sanity (: January 8, 2011

Zeeted 

The double-past tense of "Zooted".
Most commonly used when recalling crazy times where one became Zooted.

"bruh. I been so zeeted lately, I can barely remember my name."

Zeeted by Bumpinmomssince98 October 16, 2018

Zeeted 

A word used in relation to being stumped

Dude 1: Bruh whats 2x + (-12x)/13 +2?
Dude 2: Idk bruh im zeeted

Zeeted by LMFAIO December 26, 2018