zero g wank

the act of bouncing on ones bed, reaching maximum height whilst masturbating furiously. Upon reaching maximum height you ejaculate your load in 'zer0-G'

dude i went to space and had a zero g wank

zero g wank by MooreMedia November 21, 2014

zero-g snow 

When a man ejaculates in space and let’s the resulting semen float around in the air for a while.

Captain Jack ejaculated into the crew sleeping area, allowing the rest of the crew to wake up to some zero-g snow.

zero-g snow by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Zero G Reverse Reacharound 

The sexual position in which one partner is held in the air upside down performing fellatio or cunnilingus and reaching around to finger the anus of the holding partner

Mary and I did the "Zero G Reverse Reacharound" like no tomorrow.

Zero G Reverse Reacharound by frothundaa June 16, 2009

Zero G internet 

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

Zero G internet by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

zero or-g 

An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station

We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!

zero or-g by laserswordofdeath +3 August 27, 2016

F-Zero GX 

Absolutely the fastest, most difficult, most ass-kicking, balls-smashing, amazing racing game ever fucking created. The graphics are stunning; some of the best on the Cube, even when you're rushing past them at 1200 km/h. Yeah, that's Mach 1.5 - and it feels like it. This game is badass beyond belief, the absolute best in the series and and a must-own if you have any real gaming sense.

Along with Contra and its numbered sequels, this is one of those games that you must play if you consider yourself a man.

The only reason to complain about F-Zero GX is if you're too much of a pansy to get past the second mission.

F-Zero GX by Red the Ghost July 14, 2010

Zero Gigs 

Originated Stonewall Jackson Middle School and Lee Davis High School. Used when someone says something that isn't funny or says a corny joke, say zero gigs to show that no one laughed and it wasn't funny.

Guy 1: " Why couldn't the bee hear what people were saying?"
Guy 2: " I don't know"
Guy 1: " Because he had wax in his ears!"
Guy 2:"..... Zero gigs."

Zero Gigs by Ramrunner December 16, 2015