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The real America's Team.
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Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks." |
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| 9. | kbd | ||
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In terms of punk rock, it refers to any band/song that was on or is either reminiscent of songs featured on the various "Killed By Death" punk compilations in the 90's.
Most songs are selected from ultra rare punk 45's that were released from 1977-1984. The name was taken from a Motorhead song of the same name. Pretty much this entire site:
lipstickkillers.com/comphell/kbd1.html |
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| 10. | extemporaneouss | ||
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a gay halo player that likes to touch boys (especially nero zero) and has no life what so ever wow, that extemporaneouss is so gay, who the hell let him live?
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| 11. | alterna-duh | ||
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a term used by critics to describe the wanky clone and chumpy bands that came on the wave of the "alternative" rock jeremiad that arrived after good bands like the Cure and Nirvana scored big hits. The "duh" refers to the fact that those bands are wussy, derivative and stupid to the max. In every genre you have the superstars and then there are the zeroes who ride on the talented groups' coattails. 1. In a CD listening booth I checked out the new releases. I heard a wussy British band doing a song about "boys and girls...", it had a synthesizer pulsing beat ripped off from "Fashion" by David Bowie. The rest of the tracks were utter crap. This alterna-duh album was by Blur.
2. The music critic in the local independent paper referred to the Primitive Radio Gods as an "alterna-duh" band. |
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| 12. | Ewna Lady | ||
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The definition of Ewna Lady is simply stated the rankest filthiest dinga to have ever walked the face of the earth.
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The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library. There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces. 1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen. 2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has. 3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot. 4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs. In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck. |
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| 13. | Stevenson | ||
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Adlai E Stevenson High School (SHS)
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It is the local public high school in lincolnshire Illinois. It is considered as one of the best in the country and contains over 4,500 students. The mascot is the patriot, sporting the school colors green and gold. There are two large buildings (dubbed the old and new building) Despite the size, anyone with an ounce of logic can manage to not get lost because of the convenient signs posted at any given intersection of hallways. The new building is shaped like a square, making it even harder to get lost because all you have to do to find your way back is to continue walking. There are an amazingly high amount of security guards who bust kids and write them up for disobeying the stupidest rules. For example, sitting on the stairs, having your cell phone out inside a building before school starts (just recently changed, actually), and telling members of there many sports teams to put their equipment in their incredibly inconvenient lockers or else they will be written up for carrying a weapon (sorry to the hockey, field hockey, baseball, and lacrosse teams) There is also a club for almost anything imaginable and many electives to choose. Besides that, there are an ample amount of accelerated, honors, and AP classes to place into or choose. As for food, the vending machines are stocked with junk food, ice cream, and zero calorie coke-related sodas. For lunch, there is rarely a healthy choice. As for busses, they can be described as over cr... |
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| 14. | Bay's Law | ||
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As the size and quantity of explosions in a given movie increases, the audience's ability to perceive plot holes approaches zero. Person 1: "Transformers 2 was a pretty incoherent movie. But I like it anyways. Wtf?"
Person 2: Bay's Law man. Bay's Law. |
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