| 1. | Zena | ||
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kick ass karate-choppin warrior princess Don't make me go ZENA on your ass bee-otch!!
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| 2. | Karl Urban | ||
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A reputable actor, Karl Urban just recently made his big acting debut with his appearances in "The Lord of the Rings" films for his role as Eomer. Though having already been in a number of television ("White Fang", "Homeword Bound") and theatre ("Julius Ceasar") performances, his only recognizable roles would be that of the television series "Zena: Warrior Princess" for his roles as Cupid and Ceasar. Kid #2: "Where do you come up with this stuff?"
J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!" Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?" J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay." Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!" Kid #2: "... God dammnit." {foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad. |
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| 3. | kiwi | ||
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a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french. a kiwi walked into a bar and said "i'd loikee a beah plaze"
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| 4. | vadala | ||
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basically... beauty, brains and tough as shit. it can be compaired to Zena, warrior princess. she is beautiful and can make you shit out, your front teeth. "did you hear what happened to her? she got fucking Vadala'd"
or "shes so stunning, she must be a Vadala" |
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| 5. | poseidon | ||
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Doug Osborne Order for poseidon!!
-Za's |
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