The large, hexagonal computer with flashing rectangular lights on its screen, in the British SF series "Blakes 7", on the Liberator. It could speak and was more-or-less able to sense the emotions of the crew members. Zen was destroyed by a "viral liquid" in the episode "Terminal". The voice of Zen was Peter Tuddenham. When Zen spoke, it preceded and closed its statements with a short "bonk" sound, represented by "*".
- Zen, give me the coordinates for Omicron Delta 5!
-*Confirmed, 06-52-98.*
by pentozali March 10, 2009
British ISP providing high speed Internet connections to people.
Zen were at number one in the speed tests again this month
by boggits July 07, 2003
Sexiest guy on the planet,loves pussy and has a massive penis
OMG,zen i want you in my pants
by babealopoulos November 11, 2010
an ironic term used like "pish whatever" or "oh yup"

originaly from somewhere in wellington, mainly used by sole guys, coll-jocks and cool guys from pats and rongatai... zen. wellington's pretty much the only place in new zealand where if u say zen people will actually know what ur on about.

often used as a joke nowadays to rip into idiots who still use it
oh that guy's skux... *cough* zen

pats will win mcevedy this year... zen

tagging is cool... zen
by not skux zen September 11, 2008
Being zens is taken from around 100AD when it was a term used for being a ladies man. Further, it was thought that anyone known to be a zens, or bear the name zens to have an incredibly large penis to back up thier sexual prowess after the pulling stage.
1.Wow, that guy truly is zens, look at that lady he just pulled.

2. It's a shame im not zens, that lady would be mine around about now.
by bobby charlaton March 24, 2008
A state of mind in which one is calm and impassive and does not betray their true emotions. Nothing phases one who is zen.
Erica: Hey Jackie, do you wanna go the mall today?
Jackie *being zen but not rude*: Whatever.
Erica: So is that a yeah?
Jackie: Thats cool.
Erica *losing her cool and thus any sense of zen*: ??????
by Settit November 09, 2008
The art of making something yourself to achieve a higher quality than would otherwise be expected.
Guy 1: I'll feel like pasta tonight, I'll go get some ragu from the shop.
Guy 2: No need, we have some tomatoes, let's do a Zen and make it ourselves.
by Timmeeh May 26, 2005

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