Doing a Zen is the worst possible insult given to a person who thinks they can drive but then tries to and then totally fucks up.
Friend 1 "Did you see Zen the other day?"
Friend 2 "Yeh, he did a Zen again.."
Friend 3 "What a Clive"
by El Keighley November 27, 2013
like an ipod, but cheaper, better made, more comfortable, easier to use and with better features
your ipod sucks. get a zen
by jimmy45 June 28, 2007
British ISP providing high speed Internet connections to people.
Zen were at number one in the speed tests again this month
by boggits July 07, 2003
A state of mind in which one is calm and impassive and does not betray their true emotions. Nothing phases one who is zen.
Erica: Hey Jackie, do you wanna go the mall today?
Jackie *being zen but not rude*: Whatever.
Erica: So is that a yeah?
Jackie: Thats cool.
Erica *losing her cool and thus any sense of zen*: ??????
by Settit November 09, 2008
an ironic term used like "pish whatever" or "oh yup"

originaly from somewhere in wellington, mainly used by sole guys, coll-jocks and cool guys from pats and rongatai... zen. wellington's pretty much the only place in new zealand where if u say zen people will actually know what ur on about.

often used as a joke nowadays to rip into idiots who still use it
oh that guy's skux... *cough* zen

pats will win mcevedy this year... zen

tagging is cool... zen
by not skux zen September 11, 2008
Sexiest guy on the planet,loves pussy and has a massive penis
OMG,zen i want you in my pants
by babealopoulos November 11, 2010
Being zens is taken from around 100AD when it was a term used for being a ladies man. Further, it was thought that anyone known to be a zens, or bear the name zens to have an incredibly large penis to back up thier sexual prowess after the pulling stage.
1.Wow, that guy truly is zens, look at that lady he just pulled.

2. It's a shame im not zens, that lady would be mine around about now.
by bobby charlaton March 24, 2008
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