A nickname for former Bulls and Laker's coach Phil Jackson, because of his use of Buddist philosophy in basketball.
How did Phil keep all of those punk baby beeyitches together for so long? Because he's the Zen Master.
by pingdingy August 26, 2004
One who gives wise advice, based on the skills of greggle. One who has more integrity, honesty and willpower than you. One who will ask for your boobs at any chance.
by Phun Guy September 06, 2003
Kaitlin is a total zen master! She helped me carry those boxes around all day, and i didnt even ask her to help..
by Aerin July 31, 2003
The opposite of Phulishguy.
by zentopia September 07, 2003
the hottest couple from that '70s show. pairing between steven hyde and jackie burkhart. loads of people hate the writers because they don't up together at the end of the show.
by martnd May 14, 2016