a smart, sexy, hilarious girl who is confident in everything she does. she's daring and dangerous and loves a thrill. she gives unconditional support to the ones she loves. its impossible to tear your eyes away from her thick brown hair and big brown eyes. looking at her gives you ecstasy. she laughs at anything you say and is the best friend anybody could every ask for. i love zelly!
guy 1 -- woah, who's that chic over there?
girl 1 -- oh that's zelly! she's such a chill person.
guy 2 -- man, look at her smile; she's beautiful!
guy 1 -- yeah, her smile's contagious!
A zelly is a big-boobed whore bag who likes to dance around and frolic with other skanks such as nicole
to various forms of electronic rave music. She also enjoys ingesting substances such as mdma
wthout limit. Zellies unfortunately cannot barf no matter how drunk they get.
Zelly has the biggest boobs ever
A small attractive portable device used by aliens to lure male humans into spacecraft. Often cloaked by perfect skin-like membrane and recognizable by its ear-piercing sound.
Symptoms include loss of memory and a constant erection.
Next thing i knew i was on a spaceship, a Zelly must of got me.