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renee zellweger 

the anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners
Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville

renee zellweger 

Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.
Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.
renee zellweger by Jada Skye October 29, 2006

Renée Zellweger 

ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks
Renée Zellweger by Bamababe June 12, 2005

Zellweger 

A sexual act where one blows his load into a girl's mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour face, looking like Rene Zellweger.
You should have seen this girl after I gave her a Zellweger last night. Thankfully I remembered to bring my lemons with me.

Zellweger by Ron- April 6, 2008

Renee zelwegger 

The sexual act of shining a bright light in a girl's eyes to cause her to squint, and then cumming in her eyes to get them stuck.
That girl was a freak. She wanted me to give her a Renee zelwegger. She even had a flashlight ready.
Renee zelwegger by Whoody who July 30, 2021

zellweger 

(v.): to completely change one's appearance in a short period of time while denying having had plastic surgery

or

(n.): someone who is mistaken for you but who looks nothing like you; extremely awkward doppelgänger
"dude she totally zellwegered since last week!"

"whoa thought that was Fred, but I just waved at his zellweger!"
zellweger by schticktionary October 22, 2014