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A female, generally of the fundamentalist evangelical persuasion, who's mission, as given to her by her god, is to illuminate to the ungodly the errors of their ways. Irritating, nosy, self righteous, pigheaded, and unbending.
She was a zelatrix, and no one in her neighborhood could escape her wrath or eagle eye.
by ô¿ô November 04, 2009

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