Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".)
Oral sex performed on a man while he's asleep.
Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep.
See also: morning head.
Note: The "ZJ" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest
Q: What are you so fucking happy about?
A: My baby's momma gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D
Q: Did she swallow?
A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big white stain on my sheets.
the rapping coach of homestar runner who wheres a green suit with handys and footys and a rappers neck lace that is a gold "Z". he is famous for is missuse of the word job and his hit single "These Peoples Try to Fade Me".
"Coach Zee has been drinking Listerene
A coach of an unknown sport. Someone with a wierd accent that keeps him from saying the word "job". A wannabe rapper who only has one hit single, "These people tried to fade me". Someone who gives advice through sports play.
'Girls are like a great sports play, you can't just rush into the score zone...'
n. A person who continues to support a company despite their losing the person's data and hanging on to funds not yet spent, to the extent in some cases of producing ribbons with the company's logo. See also Stockholm Syndrome
"We're all victims, not just the customers. I'd just like to thank them for the wonderful job they're doing at this time."
main man: one that is superior above others
the one that people look up to when they want the job done right
everyone knows J.C. is the MAIN MAN around here
When a lady type uncovers her bosoms and proceeds to bludgeon your face with her breasts, sometimes to the point of severe bruising or contusion.
I stood in front of that dime piece and she gave me tiptaps. But it was chaps for that bitch later that night!
|7.||slurpin the doodi p|
the act of having a soon to be ex girlfriend,who you found out cheated on you,give you a blow job after you have had anal sex with another women.cleaning your penis off after the analsex is not allowed.telling the ex priceless.
Bitch wants to cheat on me ,well she soon will be slurpin the doodi p.