A sexual position, held for an extended period of time, in which a bound sexual partner will perform fellatio upon a partner wearing a cockring, ensuring that the intercourse will last for an inordinate amount of time, with no payoff.

"Bitch was being a major cocktease, so I put her on the Mao Zedong Express."

Mao Zedong Express by Mikhail "Fail" Bakunin February 18, 2018

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mao zedong

1. n. Vile, evil ruler of China from the end of WWII to the early 1970's. Killed millions of his own people with forced collectivization of agriculture, the "Great Leap Forward," and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution." Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Gang of Four that included his wife. The tyrant can be considered on equal footing with the next definition.

2. n. The excrement of Microtus pennsylvanicus. You guessed it, its "mousie dung."

An example of Mao Zedong's thinking can be taken from his book, "The Wit and Wisdom of Chairman Mao," where he writes, "Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun."

mao zedong by Dan Weyandt January 6, 2008

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Mao Zedong

Someone who is worse than both Hitler and Stalin yet no one seems to talk about.

Hey man I support Bernie Sanders
Shut up Mao Zedong

Mao Zedong by George W Nixon April 20, 2018

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