zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

zucchini pirate by Stagmen March 29, 2017

Zucchini 

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.

"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."

Zucchini by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.

Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

Zucchiniish by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson January 28, 2019

Zucchini Beanie 

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

Zucchini Beanie by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

Zucchini Glasgow 

When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.

I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.

Zucchini Glasgow by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019

zucchini spooks 

This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One can adore cucumbers while despising zucchinis.

An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.

But now, please! Zucchinis give me the spooks! Zucchini spooks!

zucchini spooks by FrostedTornFlake October 16, 2005

zucchinied 

To be beyond the level of high that is catagorized as "Blasted".

*takes hit off 3rd bowl*
"Dude im really really fucked up"
.......
" Dude your Zucchinied"

zucchinied by Dogma or January 28, 2016